I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
