yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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