is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
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