we made out on top of his cat.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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