i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
how does that bad decision feel?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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