Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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