I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
