We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
