Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Randomize
