i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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