STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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