Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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