Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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