Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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