so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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