I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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