How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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