i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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