I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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