then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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