Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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