Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Randomize
