Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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