i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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