i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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