I wannas sexs uuuuu
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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