I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Well I just put wine in my tea
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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