Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
