life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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