So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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