Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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