did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
