I will die if light touches me.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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