I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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