Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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