How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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