My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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