dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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