Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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