hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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