You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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