Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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