come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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