Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Randomize
