I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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