That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Dick very happy bro
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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