I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
try to milk me bitch
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