im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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