We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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