The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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