i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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