Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I wear drunk well.
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