brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
