I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
honey bunches of taint.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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